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Many years ago, my parents divorced on the eve of this holiday. And when my father decided that nothing kept him in Tyumen, he went to work at the North pole. There aren't many women there, but one of them managed to hook him. However, her father wasn't the only one who had his eye on her. So he decided to act immediately and ordered a Grand gift for Valentine's Day, which was sent by helicopter. Unfortunately, it never reached the addressee, because on the eve of February 14, this woman went out to feed the guard dog, and eventually fed the bear herself. Certainly, a tragic case…Now dad always takes time off on this day and does not leave the house, so that nothing else bad will happen

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